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Everyone has rough patches. Getting through them is the journey
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It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
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Sing to him a new song; play skillfully on the strings, with loud shouts.
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DEADPOOL!!!
oh god this is perfect
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NO YOU OPEN TOMORROW! ASGARD DEMANDS IT
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War. War never changes. Since the dawn of human kind, when our ancestors first discovered the killing power of rock and bone, blood has been spilled in the name of everything: from God to justice to simple, psychotic rage. In the year 2077, after millennia of armed conflict, the destructive nature of man could sustain itself no longer. The world was plunged into an abyss of nuclear fire and radiation. But it was not, as some had predicted, the end of the world. Instead, the apocalypse was simply the prologue to another bloody chapter of human history. For man had succeeded in destroying the world - but war, war never changes. In the early days, thousands were spared the horrors of the holocaust by taking refuge in enormous underground shelters, known as vaults. But when they emerged, they had only the hell of the wastes to greet them - all except those in Vault 101. For on that fateful day, when fire rained from the sky, the giant steel door of Vault 101 slid closed… and never reopened. It was here you were born. It is here you will die. Because, in Vault 101: no one ever enters, and no one ever leaves.
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Rudy Eugene, 31, the naked man also known as The Miami Zombie who viciously attacked a 65 year old homeless man on the MacArthur causeway in Miami Saturday. He was caught trying to eat off the other man’s face, police fired one shot into the man after ordering the Rudy to stop. Rudy only gave grunts and growls back. It took 11 more shots to kill Rudy. The victim, whose identity has not been released, is still listed in critical condition at Jackson Memorial Hospital, the Miami Herald reports. The shocking incident occurred near the off-ramp to Biscayne Boulevard on the causeway. Police believe LSD is behind this act of cannibalism.
Other “zombie” related incidents
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat situation: Students and Teachers Decontaminated after breaking out in rash.
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at For Lauderdale International Airport.
5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester.
5/23: I-285 re-opens after HazMat incident.
5/23: Man bites cousin’s nose off.
5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash.
5/25: HazMat called after kids exposed to pesticide on bus: HazMat and EMS respond to Lake County, FL School.
5/25: Disoriented passenger subdued on flight in Miami.
5/26: Naked man allegedly eating victim’s face, shot and killed by Miami Police.
5/26: Florida Doctor spits blood at Highway Patrolmen after DUI arrest.
5/27: Georgia contractor bites Lowes emplyees, resists arrest.
12/21/12: Zombie Apocalypse starts!
I can’t believe he ate a homeless guy’s face. If you’re gonna eat a face, make sure it’s clean.
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]i’m actually terrified
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I dunno this is kind of how I hear all pop songs
HAD TO
l o fucking l. I barely heard the original last night.
Oh hey, dubstep.
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since penis car lesbian wasn’t really a good name for show business, dick van dyke had to legally change it
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